La Gloria Cubana Tainos

September 28, 2008 by Aaron Goldfarb | Filed under Cigars.

I like that 1950s-esque tradition of passing out cigars and lighting them up when your wife gives birth.  Then again, I never need an excuse to vice on something.  I’m not sure if people do that any more, but I kinda doubt it being that the world is becoming more and more sanitized, less and less…well, fun.  In fact, when one of my friends’ wife recently gave birth to their son, he passed out candy cigars.  Uh…thanks, I’ll try to enjoy your Mazel Tov moment with this giant spiral chunk of crappy baby blue gum.  Shit, back in 1979, when I was born, the fucking moyel was no doubt chomping on a fat-ass stogy as he sliced off a piece of my manhood.

Now, I’ve never created a child that came to term–nor do I intend on doing so at least until Barry’s eight years in office are up–so I’ve never gotten an opportunity to restart this new-daddy-cigar-distributing trend.  But, with a little help from my sister, I have just given birth to the newest incarnation of The Vice Blog.

And after a hard weekend of labor, I went out to find a cigar to puff on in celebration.  Unfortunately, it was late on Sunday and even in the real city that never sleeps, I could only locate a worthless bodega with a “Smoke Shoppe” in the back.  I picked up a poorly stored and overpriced La Gloria Cubana, a typically adequate PASSING cigar, and indeed it was again this time.  You got to be damn careful about counterfeit cigars when you are buying from shady sellers, but I think this one was the real deal.

Smoking on it as the sun began to go down over the horizon, getting a tad stoned, I reflected on the future of the Vice Blog, excited where it might be headed.  I hope you will enjoy The Vice Blog 2.0 too.

2 Responses to “La Gloria Cubana Tainos”

  1. settlesdown says:

    Nice job on the site. I really enjoy reading the day by day shit of living in a big city.(especially New York since I’ve never been there). I like how the beer review is almost an afterthought. Most beer blogs are smarmy and aimed at the fan-boytypes where they talk about hints of grapefruit and pine and blah blah blah… Anyway, I like the new look and I hope to read more good shit in the future.

    BTW I’m going to be posting (finally) my pumpkin beer wrap-up either tonite or tomorrow and I’m going to a comic convention this Friday to witness nerdery on a grand scale. Plus, I’m going to meet Joel Hodgson who created and hosted Mystery Science Theater 3000. Should make for a good story.

    Anyway, great job on version 2.0 Keep up the sarcasm!

  2. Aaron says:

    Thanks for the nice comments.

    Yeah, I’ve always hated pretentious beer reviews. I know what a good/great beer is too, but there’s no need to bloviate and pontificate about it. That entertains no one.

    I’ll look forward to your pumpkin roundup. I haven’t had as many this year as normal. Hopefully I’ll have more in October. I got a DFH Punkin review on the docket and I hope to try Weyerbacher’s version soon.

    Oh, and I used to collect comic books as a youth, so I’m quite aware of the nerdery. Please write about it though, always makes for a good laugh.

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