Where new brides annoy us with countless wedding photos.
New mommies annoy us with innumerable baby pics (Madison’s first poopy!).
And newly published authors annoy the shit out of you with pleas to buy their new book.
Not this time.
This is the one and only time I’m going to tell you about Drunk Drinking, just released on Amazon. It’s my collection of writings–mostly new, some old (but improved!)–all about that one subject we truly care about most. There are stories and essays about the drunkest par 3 public golf course in America, about the nerdiness of rare beer release “parties,” how one drinks alone in a packed bar on a Friday night, what a liquor cabinet should look like depending on your age, and one about a guy simply known as “the anti-game, self-inflicted cockblocking tourist.”
Twenty-two pieces in all, with one special bonus essay. Over 35,000 words you probably haven’t read before.
Even better…want a free copy of Drunk Drinking?
For the next week (til July 20th), just write an Amazon review of either How to Fail here or The Cheat Sheet here, email me a link to that review (email@example.com), and I’ll send you a Kindle, epub, or PDF file of Drunk Drinking.
Even better than that, for the one Amazon review that makes me laugh hardest, I’ll send you a “The Works” goodie bag full of autographed books and Goldfarb schwag.
Even if you don’t buy, please share this on Twitter or Facebook. The more you share it now–this second!–the less likely am I to renege on my promise to never annoy you with the hawking of this book ever again. Or to start posting tons of baby pics on Facebook.