Archives: Brewer: Ballast Point

Ballast Point Victory at Sea

February 16, 2010 by Aaron Goldfarb | 4 Comments | Filed in Brewer: Ballast Point, Country: America, Grade: A regular, Style: Porter

10% ABV bottled New York’s Worst Bars:  Lucky Strike Lanes Lounge The first in a potentially ongoing series… Meatloaf.  I was immediately assaulted with the odd smell of it.  Not Meatloaf as in Virgin Record’s recording artist, birth name Marvin Lee Aday, but meatloaf as in the gross shit your mom used to make when […]

Ballast Point Sculpin

June 8, 2009 by Aaron Goldfarb | 10 Comments | Filed in Brewer: Ballast Point, Country: America, Grade: A regular, Style: IPA

7% ABV from a bomber Hungover Note:  This review contains spoilers for “The Hangover,” though if you’ve seen the trailer even once I can’t imagine what there would be to spoil. It probably went down something like this…the esteemed writing team behind such celluloid masterworks as “Ghosts of Girlfriends Past” and “Four Christmases,” two blokes […]

Ballast Point Big Eye IPA

December 5, 2008 by Aaron Goldfarb | 7 Comments | Filed in Brewer: Ballast Point, Country: America, Grade: A-, Style: IPA

6% ABV bottled A friend had to go to her gynecologist the other day.  A small girl, she’s struggled in having her new boyfriend penetrate her.  The gynecologist insisted that was physically impossible, and her problems were all mental.  She insisted they weren’t to which the doctor finally replied, exasperated, “Tell you what then.  Go […]