Archives: Brewer: Guinness

Swithwick’s

October 29, 2008 by Aaron Goldfarb | 6 Comments | Filed in Brewer: Guinness, Country: Ireland, Grade: B-, Style: Red Ale

4.5% ABV on draught Sunrise on a foursome ~ Murphy bed ~ Brian ~ Brazilian meats ~ Umbros as underwear ~ Brian’s tippling caveat ~ Meet Market Adventures ~ The seduction(s) ~ Boutique hotel rooms ~ Bathroom coitus ~ What the fuck? ~ Breakfast and laughs The sun came in through the eastern exposed window, […]

Irish Carbomb

October 21, 2008 by Aaron Goldfarb | 8 Comments | Filed in Brewer: Guinness, Whiskey

ABV insignificant The Vice Blogger quite notably hates shots. Catchers gear may be the so-called “tool of ignorance,” but shots are the libations of fools.  Shots are for people that don’t like the taste of alcohol.  They’re for people that like giving unnecessary high-fives and woowooing (not a coincidence that that’s a name of a […]

Guinness Extra Stout (Original)

October 1, 2008 by Aaron Goldfarb | No Comments | Filed in Brewer: Guinness, Country: Ireland, Grade: A-, Style: Stout

6% ABV bottled An only-drinks-macros-except-for-Guinness-(which-is-actually-kind-of-a-macro-too) friend picked up several sixers of Guinness’s Extra Stout for some afternoon football watching. After sip one of bottle number one from six-pack number one, he had a look of “What the fuck is this shit?!” come across his face. Clearly he expected the creamy, fluffy, uncarbonated, highly-drinkable, biteless quasi-stout […]

Guinness Draught

June 4, 2008 by Aaron Goldfarb | 3 Comments | Filed in Brewer: Guinness, Country: Ireland, Grade: B-, Style: Stout

4.2% ABV on draught Needed a midday quaff to still (steel?) my nerves and an $8 (!) Guinness pint from an overpriced and empty corporate midtown NYC pub seemed like the perfect choice. I used to drink Guinness a lot when I was a younger lad but now not so much. Maybe it’s cause I […]