Archives: Brewer: Minneapolis Town Hall

Surly Abrasive Ale

May 4, 2010 by Aaron Goldfarb | 3 Comments | Filed in Brewer: Ale Asylum, Brewer: Minneapolis Town Hall, Brewer: Surly, Country: America, Grade: A plus, Grade: A regular, Grade: A-, Style: IPA

Like anything in American life, the IPA debate always gets whittled down to an East coast/West Coast thing and I won’t make a 2Pac/Biggie joke in the year 2010.  But there’s more to America than the coasts, than “flyover” country as us snobs call it, and the Midwest is making some absolutely stunning IPAs as […]

Maui CoCoNut Porter

December 21, 2009 by Aaron Goldfarb | 6 Comments | Filed in Brewer: Maui, Brewer: Minneapolis Town Hall, Brewer: Williamsburg AleWerks, Country: America, Grade: A-, Grade: B plus, Style: Porter

5.7% ABV canned I’ve been too precious with my beer lately.  Just keeping it on the shelf, in the fridge, admiring it more than drinking it.  Almost scared to uncork my bottles if not for a special occasion.  Right, like I have special occasions.  I’d become like some douchebag who owns a fleet of Porsches […]

RE-REVIEW: Masala Mama India Pale Ale

February 10, 2009 by Aaron Goldfarb | 1 Comment | Filed in Brewer: Minneapolis Town Hall, Country: America, Grade: A regular, Style: IPA

5.9% ABV from a grrrrrrrrrrowler Google:  the geek squad sucks Results 1 – 10 of about 120,000 for the geek squad sucks. (0.23 seconds) Google:  fuck the geek squad Results 1 – 10 of about 58,900 for fuck the geek squad. (0.19 seconds) Google:  the geek squad can fellate my giant circumcised jew-cock No results […]

Masala Mama India Pale Ale

November 6, 2008 by Aaron Goldfarb | 7 Comments | Filed in Brewer: Minneapolis Town Hall, Country: America, Grade: INCOMPLETE, Style: IPA

5.9% ABV from a growler (sorta) There’s a lot of obvious reasons why alcohol is so grand.  It calms, soothes, eases the pain, uninhibits, takes away fears and neuroses and self-consciousness, makes your arm steadier and your nerves steelier for bar games, allows you to dance without feeling like an asshole, and is the only […]