Archives: Brewer: Three Floyds

Three Floyds Dark Lord Imperial Stout

July 16, 2009 by Aaron Goldfarb | 8 Comments | Filed in Brewer: Three Floyds, Country: America, Grade: A plus, Style: Stout

13% ABV bottled My Drinking Life Author’s note:  Inspired by a recent reading of Pete Hamil’s exquisite classic “A Drinking Life,” I decided to write my own imbibing bio. I remember once when I was fifteen or so I walked into the living room and saw my dad drinking a beer while watching TV.  It […]

Three Floyds Blackheart

July 8, 2009 by Aaron Goldfarb | 6 Comments | Filed in Brewer: Dogfish Head, Brewer: Three Floyds, Country: America, Grade: A plus, Grade: B plus, Style: Brown Ale, Style: IPA

9% ABV from a bomber Almost any time I saunter into a typical BYOB party, a six pack of craft under my arm, some wiseguy sipping a Stella always has to look me up and down, a sneer on his face.  “So, what are you?  One of them beer snobs?” How is this something to […]

Three Floyds Dreadnaught IPA

June 5, 2009 by Aaron Goldfarb | 10 Comments | Filed in Brewer: Three Floyds, Country: America, Grade: A regular, Style: IPA

9.5% from a bomber The Groupie Slums It I don’t mean to offend when I explicitly state that attractive yet unmarried and never-married heterosexual women in their thirties who actually want to be married are either one of two things: 1.  Overly picky 2.  Fucking crazy Becky was incredibly attractive and she didn’t seem crazy.  […]

Three Floyds Behemoth Blonde Barleywine

January 13, 2009 by Aaron Goldfarb | 6 Comments | Filed in Brewer: Three Floyds, Country: America, Grade: A regular, Style: Barley wine

PREVIOUSLY ON MY TOP TEN MOST WANTED LIST 12.5% ABV from a waxed-covered bomber Living in a city like New York, food isn’t hard to come by, no matter the time, your location, or your mental state.  Thus, when wasted, one should always be able to get a slice of pizza, perhaps some cheap Chinese […]

Gumballhead

December 10, 2008 by Aaron Goldfarb | No Comments | Filed in Brewer: Three Floyds, Country: America, Grade: A-, Style: Wheat (Hefeweizen)

4.8% ABV bottled And another beer I was afforded access to only after drinking liquidized pizzabrau! Every state, even the great Empire State, has its own absolutely insane beer laws. Dumb nanny state laws ostensibly meant to protect ourselves from ourselves. Or, to at least better line the government coffers. One great thing about New […]

Alpha King

December 9, 2008 by Aaron Goldfarb | 2 Comments | Filed in Brewer: Three Floyds, Country: America, Grade: A regular, Style: Pale Ale

6% ABV bottled The Board Game Olympiad I’m certainly not above doing nerdy things in my life and have done plenty. There was the time I taught myself origami and enjoyed publicly showing off my skills to friends using random bar receipts.* There was that one winter I began to carry around a voice recorder […]