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Jim Koch Teaches Me How to Drink…and Not Get Drunk

May 29, 2014 by Aaron Goldfarb | No Comments | Filed in Uncategorized

In case you missed it–and that seems virtually impossible (he humbly says)–I blew up the internet a few weeks ago with the help of the legendary Jim Koch who taught me How to Drink All Night Without Getting Drunk. Briefly: “Yeast!” “Yeast?” “Active yeast. Like you get at the grocery store.” Koch told me that […]

What’s she like in bed? Start with what she’s drinking

May 29, 2014 by Aaron Goldfarb | No Comments | Filed in Uncategorized

Good news fellow beer lovers. According to Daily Mail, a 2012 study by Harvard graduate and OKCupid founder Christian Rudder found that women who drink beer are 60% more likely to have sex on the first date than non-beer drinkers. Ok, so now we’ve established that when you’re scanning the bar, look past those girls […]

How to Tailgate With Quality Beer

September 20, 2013 by Aaron Goldfarb | No Comments | Filed in Uncategorized

Over at Esquire this week I discussed one of the most important things in the world today:  why one should have a “quality drinking” tailgate. With football having arrived, so have the nerves. No, not the nervousness over how your team will fare this season, but, rather, the fear over what you’ll drink while tailgating. […]

I’m Now Writing About Beer for Esquire

July 12, 2013 by Aaron Goldfarb | No Comments | Filed in Uncategorized

In case you missed it–and you should be ashamed for not more closely following my career–I’m now writing some beer-related pieces for Esquire.  I’ve written two so far, and here they are: How to Be a True Blue Beer Geek How to Throw a Craft Beer Party for “Normal” People Yes, I seem destined to […]

5 Bars To Check Out In Vegas

July 11, 2013 by Aaron Goldfarb | No Comments | Filed in Uncategorized

Sponsored There are a lot of different reasons to vacation in “fabulous” Las Vegas. For fans of stage performances, the constant exhibits of Blue Man Group, Cirque du Soleil, and passing concerts are a major draw. For those who like supreme luxury and comforts, the resorts themselves are worth the airfare. And of course, fans […]

Drunk Drinking

July 13, 2012 by Aaron Goldfarb | 3 Comments | Filed in Uncategorized

Social media. Where new brides annoy us with countless wedding photos. New mommies annoy us with innumerable baby pics (Madison’s first poopy!). And newly published authors annoy the shit out of you with pleas to buy their new book. Not this time. This is the one and only time I’m going to tell you about […]

“How to Fail” tour passes the halfway mark

November 29, 2010 by Aaron Goldfarb | No Comments | Filed in Uncategorized

Hey Vice Blog fans, sorry I’ve been busy neglecting this blog, but I’m still on my “How to Fail” 30 Bars in 30 Days tour and, though I’m consuming vices on a daily basis, at the kinds of places we’ve been holding my events, the vices are of the lowbrow variety:  40s of Miller High […]

HOW TO FAIL is OUT!!!

November 9, 2010 by Aaron Goldfarb | No Comments | Filed in Uncategorized

HOW TO FAIL: THE SELF-HURT GUIDE, the world’s FIRST self-hurt guide, is HERE! My first novel is now on shelves at finer bookstores, many less than fine bookstores, newsstands, airport shops amongst the Airborne, train stations next to the prophylactics, bus depots side-by-side issues of Big Booty, Jersey Turnpike rest stops, and pornography huts (soft-core […]

HOW TO FAIL “30 Bars in 30 Days” Book Tour

November 3, 2010 by Aaron Goldfarb | 1 Comment | Filed in Uncategorized

Hey friends, sorry I’ve been so busy lately with this book.  I’m still drinking beer and I’ll be back to writing about beer (and other sordid things) soon, especially now as I announce my book tour, “30 Bars in 30 Days”! I’m very excited for the tour and I hope any one of you in […]

The Harvey Wallbanger

August 15, 2008 by Aaron Goldfarb | 2 Comments | Filed in Uncategorized

Note: My father found my blog last week. He was less-than-thrilled with it–excerpt from his e-mail: “….found you on Vice Blog.com (sic). While you appear to really know your beer, I’m not that pleased to have read the other parts…”–and thought I should quit blogging. I was less-than-thrilled with him google-snooping–a further excerpt: “If you […]