Very Best of the VB

A good place to start with my best, funniest, and most entertaining entries selected by me, Aaron, an egomaniac that loves ALL of his work. But these are the best, I swear!:

Bud Light Chelada: Beer and Clam Broth? La combinacion perfecta!

Budweiser: Pitch ‘n’ Putt ‘n’ Get Yourself Drunk

Samuel Adams Hallertau Imperial Pilsner:  Wrinkly Facebook

Captain Lawrence’s Cuvee de Castleton: Beer Release Parties are Nerdier than Comic Cons

Six Point Hop Obama: The Lost Cell Phone (Part I)

Bangladeshi Mystery Whiskey: The Found Cell Phone (Part II)

Stone Ruination IPA: The Vice Blogger and the Alkie

Smithwick’s:  Sunrise on a Murphy Bed

Coors Light: Aaron Tries Too Hard at “Friendly” Drinking Games

Molson Export: Aaron Visits a “North Country” New York Wal-Mart, He Will Never Be the Same

River Horse Tripel Horse: Misadventures in Trying to Open a Non-Twist Off Beer. While Drunk. At Night. Hurtling Down the Highway at 100 MPH

Stella Artois: Like Fucking a Fat Chick, It Will Only Bring You Shame

Samuel Adams Winter Lager:  My Porno Hook-Up

Bear Republic Hop Rod Rye: The X-Rated Tale of an Ex (Women Detest This One)

Dogfish Head Raison D’Etre: The PPAP (Price Per Alcohol Percentage)

Bud Light: Like the Douchebag at the Bar with the Porsche Key Chain (But No Porsche)

Brooklyn Lager: The Beer Hierarchy at Your Typical Pub

Harpoon Octoberfest: How To Drink Alone

Yuengling: Aaron’s Most Drunk Beers Of His Lifetime

Ayinger Celebrator Doppelbock: Aaron’s History of Bar-Crawling

Surly Furious: The United States of Beer

Great Divide IPA: On the Coloring of Beers and Needing Paint Swatch Samples

Dogfish Head Sixty Minute: “Session” Drinking is Just a Snobby Way to Say You’re Getting Wasted

Delirium Nocturnum: Why I Live in New York

Weyerbacher Double Simcoe IPA: Why Else I Live in New York

The Glenlivet Nadurra: On the Liquor “Cabinets” of People at Various Stages in Their Lives

Scott’s Selection Royal Brackla 1976: Where Have All the Real Men Gone? Oh Right, They’re in the Corner Drinking Rum and Diet Cokes

Arrogant Bastard Ale: Puppy Love and Making Me the Man I Am Today

Leinenkugel’s Sunset Wheat: Is Getting Drunk So Important to Me That I Will Drink This Shit?

Saranac Pomegranate Wheat: A Cigar IS More Than Just a Cigar, It’s Your Fucking Freedom (As The Smoke Wafts into the Air and Makes Yuppies Mad)

Bass: College Football Watch Parties in Manhattan

Southern Tier Pumpking: John Jay College of Suckiness

PranQster: Eighty-Sixed!

Jameson Irish Whiskey: What I’d Do With “Fuck You” Money

De La Concha Grand Reserve: Tips for a “Successful” First Date–#1. Arrive in Another Man’s Underwear

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