Very Best of the VB
A good place to start with my best, funniest, and most entertaining entries selected by me, Aaron, The Vice Blogger, an egomaniac that loves ALL of his work. But these are the best, I swear!:
Bud Light Chelada: Beer and Clam Broth? La combinacion perfecta!
Budweiser: Pitch ‘n’ Putt ‘n’ Get Yourself Drunk
Brooklyn Intensified Coffee Stout: Many Different Bars, Many Different Girls
Stone Ruination IPA: The Vice Blogger and the Alkie
Samuel Adams Winter Lager: My Porno Hook-Up
Samuel Adams Hallertau Imperial Pilsner: Wrinkly Facebook
Captain Lawrence’s Cuvee de Castleton: Beer Release Parties are Nerdier than Comic Cons
Bear Republic Hop Rod Rye: The X-Rated Tale of an Ex (Women Detest This One)
Six Point Hop Obama: The Lost Cell Phone (Part I)
Bangladeshi Mystery Whiskey: The Found Cell Phone (Part II)
Surly Cynic: The Most Annoying Person in the World: the Fat Girl at the Bar
Foster’s: The Freaks Living Amongst Me in My Hell’s Kitchen Walk-Up
Smithwick’s: Sunrise on a Murphy Bed
Coors Light: Aaron Tries Too Hard at “Friendly” Drinking Games
Molson Export: Aaron Visits a “North Country” New York Wal-Mart, He Will Never Be the Same
Stella Artois: Like Fucking a Fat Chick, It Will Only Bring You Shame
Dogfish Head Raison D’Etre: The PPAP (Price Per Alcohol Percentage)
Samuel Adams Utopias: I Would Fellate This Beer
Bud Light: Like the Douchebag at the Bar with the Porsche Key Chain (But No Porsche)
Brooklyn Lager: The Beer Hierarchy at Your Typical Pub
Harpoon Octoberfest: How To Drink Alone
Yuengling: Aaron’s Most Drunk Beers Of His Lifetime
Ayinger Celebrator Doppelbock: Aaron’s History of Bar-Crawling
Surly Furious: The United States of Beer
Great Divide IPA: On the Coloring of Beers and Needing Paint Swatch Samples
Dogfish Head Sixty Minute: “Session” Drinking is Just a Snobby Way to Say You’re Getting Wasted
Delirium Nocturnum: Why I Live in New York
Weyerbacher Double Simcoe IPA: Why Else I Live in New York
The Glenlivet Nadurra: On the Liquor “Cabinets” of People at Various Stages in Their Lives
Arrogant Bastard Ale: Puppy Love and Making Me the Man I Am Today
Lagunitas Capuccino Stout: Coffee, Beer, and Other Perverted Addictions
Leinenkugel’s Sunset Wheat: Is Getting Drunk So Important to Me That I Will Drink This Shit?
Russian River Supplication: Please DON’T Rock the Vote
Bass: College Football Watch Parties in Manhattan
Southern Tier Pumpking: John Jay College of Suckiness
Jameson Irish Whiskey: What I’d Do With “Fuck You” Money
De La Concha Grand Reserve: Tips for a “Successful” First Date–#1. Arrive in Another Man’s Underwear
