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Very Best of the VB

A good place to start with my best, funniest, and most entertaining entries selected by me, Aaron, The Vice Blogger, an egomaniac that loves ALL of his work. But these are the best, I swear!:

Bud Light Chelada: Beer and Clam Broth? La combinacion perfecta!

Budweiser: Pitch ‘n’ Putt ‘n’ Get Yourself Drunk

Brooklyn Intensified Coffee Stout:  Many Different Bars, Many Different Girls

Stone Ruination IPA: The Vice Blogger and the Alkie

Samuel Adams Winter Lager:  My Porno Hook-Up

Samuel Adams Hallertau Imperial Pilsner:  Wrinkly Facebook

Captain Lawrence’s Cuvee de Castleton: Beer Release Parties are Nerdier than Comic Cons

Bear Republic Hop Rod Rye: The X-Rated Tale of an Ex (Women Detest This One)

Six Point Hop Obama: The Lost Cell Phone (Part I)

Bangladeshi Mystery Whiskey: The Found Cell Phone (Part II)

Surly Cynic: The Most Annoying Person in the World: the Fat Girl at the Bar

Foster’s: The Freaks Living Amongst Me in My Hell’s Kitchen Walk-Up

Smithwick’s:  Sunrise on a Murphy Bed

Coors Light: Aaron Tries Too Hard at “Friendly” Drinking Games

Molson Export: Aaron Visits a “North Country” New York Wal-Mart, He Will Never Be the Same

River Horse Tripel Horse: Misadventures in Trying to Open a Non-Twist Off Beer. While Drunk. At Night. Hurtling Down the Highway at 100 MPH

Stella Artois: Like Fucking a Fat Chick, It Will Only Bring You Shame

Dogfish Head Raison D’Etre: The PPAP (Price Per Alcohol Percentage)

Stone Old Guardian Barley Wine: The Beer That Takes Two Hours to Finish (That’s a Good Thing in This Case)

Samuel Adams Utopias: I Would Fellate This Beer

Bud Light: Like the Douchebag at the Bar with the Porsche Key Chain (But No Porsche)

Brooklyn Lager: The Beer Hierarchy at Your Typical Pub

Harpoon Octoberfest: How To Drink Alone

Yuengling: Aaron’s Most Drunk Beers Of His Lifetime

Ayinger Celebrator Doppelbock: Aaron’s History of Bar-Crawling

Surly Furious: The United States of Beer

Great Divide IPA: On the Coloring of Beers and Needing Paint Swatch Samples

Dogfish Head Sixty Minute: “Session” Drinking is Just a Snobby Way to Say You’re Getting Wasted

Delirium Nocturnum: Why I Live in New York

Weyerbacher Double Simcoe IPA: Why Else I Live in New York

The Glenlivet Nadurra: On the Liquor “Cabinets” of People at Various Stages in Their Lives

Scott’s Selection Royal Brackla 1976: Where Have All the Real Men Gone? Oh Right, They’re in the Corner Drinking Rum and Diet Cokes

Arrogant Bastard Ale: Puppy Love and Making Me the Man I Am Today

Lagunitas Capuccino Stout: Coffee, Beer, and Other Perverted Addictions

Leinenkugel’s Sunset Wheat: Is Getting Drunk So Important to Me That I Will Drink This Shit?

Saranac Pomegranate Wheat: A Cigar IS More Than Just a Cigar, It’s Your Fucking Freedom (As The Smoke Wafts into the Air and Makes Yuppies Mad)

Russian River Supplication: Please DON’T Rock the Vote

Bass: College Football Watch Parties in Manhattan

Southern Tier Pumpking: John Jay College of Suckiness

PranQster: Eighty-Sixed!

Jameson Irish Whiskey: What I’d Do With “Fuck You” Money

De La Concha Grand Reserve: Tips for a “Successful” First Date–#1. Arrive in Another Man’s Underwear

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